Simon

Super super hot lifeguard Simon alexander berens is soooooo hot he can jump super high and he’s sooooo awesome mwah preferably matched with someone named maddie

“Simon is soooo hot” “I know”

maecon

A cornball

“Yo that maecon dude is a cornball”

Goldfarbed

When you’re trying to hard to do something but you are so close yet sooooo incredibly far

“You just got goldfarbed” “come on dude”