Flowerpot

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.

Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.

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the oh's

A a shortened version of the 2000s, similar to how you would pronounce the 1990s as the 90s, and not the 1990s.

Jeff: Hey, did you ever see that show about that paper company?
Bob: Nah, I normally don't watch stuff from the oh's.

Coolsies

1. A filler word that you say after someone says something kinda cringe and you don’t know what to say.
2. Can also mean, “weird flex, but ok.”

Bob: Bro I hold the Guinness world record for most chicken eaten in a day!
Me: Coolsies.

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chazie

What you call a word that reaches word of the day on Urban Dictionary after at least 5 years of relative obscurity.

Jim: Hey look at the word of the day!
Bob: Flo Jo? What does that mean?
Jim: Wow, it was posted in 2006!
Bob: What a chazie!

Carpe DM

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

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