Ginger

Pronounced Jin-jah, the Ginger is a rare breed of person. They have red hair. There are Dark Gingers and Light Gingers (according to haircolor.) There are often only two per region or area, and they are polar opposites of each other. One is usually extremely studious and well-behaved, while the other is wild and outrageous. They are typically a boy and a girl, and there is one dark and one light in each pair. You know how I know this? I'm a Ginger. I'm a light one, and I'm the wild one. We originated from the mountaintops of the Himalayas, so my grandma tells me. So there's black people, white people, Asians, Hispanics, biracials, and Gingers. If you ever come across a Ginger, yell DIE GINGER! And laugh in their face. If you particularly hate this Ginger, say to everyone that they love the other Ginger. The two Gingers typically hate each other. I know, me and the other Ginger aren't the best friends. It's a Ginger thing.

You see a gorgeous, curvy redhead girl or a really hot, built redhead guy on the street.

You: Oh my God I think it's a Ginger!
Ginger: Yeah, bite me for being hot.
You: DIE GINGER!
Ginger: Shit! Run!! Run! I haveto get out of here!
You: Hey, that worked!

The Gingers are terrified of death. Ergo, yell DIE at them. But MAKE SURE they are a Ginger first!

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