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I'm not angry

......-_-. Obviously, I'm really angry, don't annoy me, get lost please.

Tanya : "Are you angry?"

Wendy : "....I'm not angry"

Tanya : "Are you sure? Are you mad at me?"

Wendy : ".-_-^..no.."

Tanya : "Then what's wrong???"

Wendy : "...............You."

by Lollica May 12, 2010

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Homework

facebook

"Mom can I do my homework?"

"Sure thing, hun"

"But I need to use the computer..."

"Sure.."

You have 5 new notifications.

"Are you doing your hw?"

"Ya, totally"

by Lollica April 29, 2010

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Urban emporer

a person who is addicted to a game, Evony. They act like they build a castle, conquer lands and rule people but what they all do is sit on a computer, live in city and attack more 'imaginary' land.

Gosh, I can't go on computer because my brother is such an urban emporer...

by Lollica May 8, 2010


I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica April 30, 2010

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