obitchuary

The notice of a death of a total and complete bitch. This person will be in the newspaper because shes not big enough for the actual news, even though she thought she was. She'll have her own column in the paper that is way off to the side where no one will ever see it, because she was a bitch to the newspaper people too.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the obituary in the newspaper today.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was for ____.

Guy 3: It wasn't an obituary, it was an obitchuary!
*then they all laugh and ride into the sunset together*

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