Lightning mcqueef

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.

Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .

Arse-anal

When someone has a arsenal of fuck buddies.

Guy 1: bro I have so many fuck buddies
Guy 2: so you have an arse-anal
Guy 1: what's that
Guy 2: when you have a lot of fuck buddies

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