Tiktok

An app made by chinkys made to spy on e girls

Tiktok is retarded

Fortnite

A popular battle royale shooting game aged 12+ that my friends won’t STOP BLOODY ASKING TO PLAY WITH ME.

Friend: wanna play FoRtNiTe?
Me: I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I WANNA GODDAMN PLAY

PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”