South London Syndrome

A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.

"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."

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Brainy

Someone who gives a lot of brain which means to suck dick (similar to head).

"There's this girl down my road who's proper brainy"

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