self coupling

The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.

That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)

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Midnight name

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.

Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.

manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.

Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."