Andrew Dice Clay

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block

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tattoo

A form of atrwork that has been practived for much longer than anyone can remember. Some reasons are for religious, rite of passage, tradition, or the most common reason recently is that we all know people with tattoos are much cooler.

The only difference between tattooed prople and non-tattooed people is...tattooed people are much cooler and can kick your ass

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TAXI!

A term for a girl that fucks everyone with no discrimination. This espically appilys when they girl goes out with a good looking guy and he is then followed by one or more really fucking ugly guy.

Dude, that chick is such a taxi!

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aphrodite

1. Greek goddess of love
2. The baddest fucking DJ ever known to mankind

I saw Aphrodite this past weekend and it was killer.

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va jing jang

Aword used for pussy by dumb niggers or by stupid mexicans that think there niggers

"a hib bad deeb, gim som va jing jang"
"Shut the fuck up you stupid fuck! its a pussy,

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spilt milk

When you plan to shoot your cum on a chick and instead it goes on the bed, floor, sink, etc.

Guy:I'm sorry about the spilt mily baby.
Girl: Damnit i wanted it in my mouth!

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asian style

Turning your partner sideways and fucking her slit sideways. It gives a cool look to the pussy

"Hey dude did you know your girlfriend likes it asian style?"
"No i didnt. what you fucked my g/f?"
I'm kidding dude"
"oh ok"
"HA! she really likes greek style"

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