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Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.

"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."

by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

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Butter-love

The act of going home with a fat chick, then making love to her folds, which have been lubed with butter.

"Wow, I was hoping for some butter-love last night, but this girl ended up giving me a pecan sandy instead. My dick is so raw that now I need some butter-love just to relieve the burning!"

by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

3👍 25👎