FDR

A sexual encounter which is so rough that the woman will not be able to walk afterwards.

Bitch drive me home! Hell no dickhead, I can't even walk cuz you gave me the FDR!

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Ray Charles

An act often performed by an ugly man to conceal his attractiveness. Involves the ejaculation by the male into the female's eyes which blinds her temporarily for the rest of the sexual encounter.

Yo dude, did you see Kim Martin's eyes today? I think she got the Ray Charles. Nah dude, she just got mushroom stamped by 8 black dudes.

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