Rivers of blood

The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.

Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.

Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.

Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak

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Peak fiction

Anything that consists of Attack on Titan, Vinland Saga, Berserk, or FMAB

Guy #1: Ive been watching a lot of one piece lately, I feel like im slowly losing my relationship with my father

Guy #2: Bro dont worry about it, just drop it and watch some peak fiction

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