Broken Hipster

A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.

As in, a broken hip-ster.

"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"

"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."

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