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When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting femaleâs forehead, thus looking like a star.
âIâve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by gloryâ
The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.
"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"
One sexual partner is positioned above another (On top of a ladder or balcony) and has a bowel movement. For the French Grenade to be completely successful, a good portion of the stool must land in the other sexual partner's (reciever) mouth. The reciever must be lying on his/her back on the floor.
When your father got home from the war, he gave me a French Grenade, then he gave me a kiss.
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Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
Any individual that works in the fire service who is usually one or more of the following:
1. Young and fresh out of fire academy
2. Hides his/her inexperience behind their massively large ego
3. Brags about a couple fires they went on with their PCF company.
4. Always has something to say such as "that's not how we did it at my PCF station."
5. Refuses to admit wrongdoing
6. Has firefighter license plates and/or stickers on their large lifted bro truck wth a light bar and HID headlights.
7. Tucks ears into duty hat
8. Usually more concerned with wearing one way reflective sunglasses and conversing with other fellow fire chodes than the training or incident at hand.
9. Cannot survive without a cell phone
10. Extremely active on social media and usually posts pictures taken in the fire engine or vape pictures.
11. Uses stupid slang words that no one in the fire service understands.
12. Usually lives at home and after getting a paid job with a department, buys a brand new diesel truck that usually costs more than most people's house payments.
FF1; "Is that guy checking the weather on his phone while we're going code 3 to this vegetation fire?"
FF2: "no he's just updating his status and Facebook picture. He's a fire chode"
FF1: "what are all those guys doing with their cell phones out? We're supposed to be training!"
FF2: "that's the new batch of fire chodes we just hired. I think they're comparing vape pictures."