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dk;ca

Don't know; can't answer.

Is jerry in the toilet? I think he stole my ravioli.

dk;ca.

lefty

left nut or someones left ball

shit there goes lefty

Kelpettegaiti

A Romanian slang word coming from 'Kelp', meaning the peasantry, and 'Pettegait', meaning to walk in a formal manner. It is used to mean 'Pretentious peasants'

The kelpettegaiti have been acting up again.

Llyr

A guy with orientation problems. Thinks he's Welsh, when he's actually Liverpudlian. Stays up all night playing Clash of Clans because he can't get off his ass to play an actual game. Has a supernatural kinship with ovine creatures such as sheep, but passes it off as a joke. Is generally in good spirits, until you mention Rick and Morty's fourth season. Llyrs usually have a warped sense of humour, which those around him play along with out of pity. Despite this, a Llyr rarely notices, and continues to believe that his jokes are funny.

Who's that guy over there? Is he talking to a sheep?

Oh, that's Llyr. Just play along with his jokes, will you?

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Eric

An asshole.

If I had $200,000, I would buy $200,000 of TNT to detonate underneath Eric's house.

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qazlpokmxswedcnjiuhbvfrtgy

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Made by swiping down diagonally on the left, then up diagonally on the right, then down diagonally from the right, then up diagonally from the left. Repeat.

Uh, I'm so bored, I think I might just type out qazlpokmxswedcnjiuhbvfrtgy

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