squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

cumando

When you jizz on a girls head then you stick your old army helmet on her

Dona had to sleep with a helmet on after I gave her a cumando

cumquistador

A Spanish pimp

The cumquistador had to slap Donna last night

splugebob

A cum sponge

I had to cum but only had a sponge so I named it splugebob