Tiger stage fright

Performance anxiety that prevents a man from giving his sexual partner a golden shower.

The origin of this comes from a text Tiger sent to a porn star:

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The "freight" is assumed to really mean "fright" and not a shipment of a box by stage coach.

Ho: Honey, why can't you drench me with your golden nectar?
Dude: Ummmm, it just won't come out. I've got Tiger stage fright!

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pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

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dick grease

A slut or whore. This definition is derived from the lubrication provided by the vagina.

Jose: Did you bang that ho from the party last night?
Derik: Yeah, that dick grease was good stuff!

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