assjacket

1) a person who is all ass inside. Only skin covers this fact.

2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist

1) You forgot to zip up your assjacket, boss.

2) That assjacket couldn't get laid at a Star Trek convention.

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dirt loogy

Someone that has a mixture of dirt and snot and saliva mixed in then you huck it on someone's shirt.

I had a dirt loogy so I spit it on someone's shirt😉