Skipper

An unruly dictator. Enjoys torturing young children while bathing their feet. Also enjoys to be petted. Insensately talks to herself. Can be lured in my cupcakes, donuts, and diet coke. Be careful around a skipper. If approached by one, fall down and play dead until she becomes confused and goes to eat a donut.

*skipper talking to herself*
"Oh my god.. Stop talking.."

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kenjuen

A person who picks cotton. African slave who is often mistaken for a black roasted walnut. Enjoys being whipped and beaten. Answers to niglet. From the root Latin African trible word- meaning the butt of a donkey.

"Hand me the whip, I think I sees a Kenjuen coming!"