Cumsaber

When you freeze your ejaculate onto a pvc pipe causing it to turn into a wiffle ball bat type shape and use it to please a female by beating her with it.

Dude last night I was banging this girl and she told me to get my cumsaber out of the freezer!

Dirty cum razor

The act of making a cumcicle then breaking off a small piece of said frozen cum till it gets a sharp edge and then slicing your sexual parter with the dirty cum razor

Tanner: come here baby I made a gift for you
Prostitute: oh baby slice me up with your dirty cum razor

Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”