Lauren

Lauren is an amazing girl who people mistake for a hoe. She's literally the most beautiful girl in the world, but doesn't see it in herself. She has an amazing boyfriend, who would do anything for her. And goddamn, he's lucky as fuck, because she's hard to impress. She is a gooddess, if you get her, she's a keeper.

Person 1: "See that beautiful girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that's Lauren but don't fuck with her, her boyfriend is hella protective and will beat the fuck outta you"
Person 1: "Bro, but shit. She's fine and girlfriend material."
Person 2: "Well her ass is what I'd want."
Boyfriend appears: *punches both of them* "Bitches, back the fuck off. Lauren is MINE!"