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A Scottish clan. MacPhersons have many different spellings, (though we all know the true one is MacPherson) and is known to be one of the biggest clans in Scotland.
MacPhersons were part of the Jacobite War, and many other. One time, the MacPhersons were late to a battle, and when we were told off, we massacred those who disagreed with our need for beauty sleep. (we're sorry, Camerons, but we needed it!)
Person 1- "The MacPhersons are the best clan out there!"
Person 2- "I disagree. What about the Cam-"
Person 1- *stabs* "We. Are. The. Best."
To ruin or otherwise affect negatively the experience of watching a movie or TV show, or reading a book.
Person 1- "Dude, did you see when Barry almost started crying during the GBBO last night, cause he was kicked off?"
Person 2- "NO, I DID NOT. THANKS FOR SPOILING IT, MATE."
AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)
Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'
Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."
A Scottish and Irish word for idiot. It is often used with friends, though it could also be a genuine insult if said with the right tone of voice.
"Oh my god, you feckin' eejit, Max. What do you think you were doing?"
"YER JUST A FUCKIN' EEJIT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER ON ABOUT, MATE."
Something that is real
Can also be used to describe the reality of a person's traits, or the harshness of a feeling
"This is a genuine diamond"
"Gerald is such a genuinely nice person."
"I'm genuinely upset"