GFF

Go Fucking Figure

When simply saying 'Go Figure' just doesn't cut it.

Useful when chatting online to save time typing, as any acronym does.

'How was your day?'
'Shit'
'Why?'
'Despite having M.A.s and B.A.s out the wazoo, I still haven't been able to find a job'
'GFF'

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corpofucker

A corporate greedy mother fucker, who doesn't give a crap about struggling families, or anyone else, except his own ass, and the stinking bottom line.

A complete waste of human flesh, who refuses to give back to the people and communities he got rich off of.
A treasonous son-of-a-bitch.
A fucking parasite.

Corporate fucker = Corpofucker

Dalton McGuinty, the premier of Ontario, Canada, is a lying, callous, and treasonous corpofucker bastard. 'Nuff said!

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chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

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bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher

"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"

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IFS

Incredibly Fucking Stupid

This acronym is commonly used in internet forums and chat rooms.

"How do you know if water is wet?"

"IFS"

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