Dirty Ashleigh

The act of inviting a prostitute into your bedroom and paying her to watch you fuck your goat

My goat and I had a dirty Ashleigh last night

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Smee

A good mate, a legend, a Smee is one of the boys. A Smee must be watered with beer in order for it to grow.

Smee! How’ve you been Smeagle Beans! Long time no see

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