PTDS

PTDS - Panic Then Delegate Syndrome. Condition in which a manufactured crisis arises and instead of ignoring it , the person goes into a frenzy and assigns one of his subordinates unreasonable actions in an effort to fix a completely normal situation.

“Everything was going great today at work until Sam gave me 10 actions that needed to be completed by 3:00 pm. All of them have nothing to do with my job!” “I know man, Sam suffers from PTDS...”

Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.

“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”

Poteating

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

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UBO

UBO: Ultimate Bottom Out - when a woman straddles a man’s cock with her legs wrapped around him so he can penetrate the deepest and “bottom out” in her.

“Hey baby, it’s been a rough week and I need some deep dicking. You up for an UBO?” “Fuck Yeah I am!”

Rallygasm

The sensation that overcomes one’s body from participating in multiple monster rallies or SvS rally in Evony.

“Is BD ok?” “Yeah man, he’s just having a massive Rallygasm from all the rallies going on!”

DLP

Dick Lick Picnic DLP - when a normal situation completely falls apart and there’s nothing you can do about it.

“Yesterday’s meeting started off well, but when John started speaking, it turned into a total DLP!

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