Chevy

1. a perfectly reliable car, especially the older models
2. of poor business performance

1. Wake up assholes, my Dad has been driving his 64 Chevy his entire life and it has never once failed to get us where we were going, runs great, is great, period.
2. God damn I wish Chevy had gotten the cummins contract so I wouldn't have to jack it from an old Dodge and overhaul my f-ing truck.

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nein

The german way of saying "no" or "never"

dave:jtj believes in jesus
me:NEIN

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montezuma voodoo

Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.

He ate a chimichanga today and it gave him the Montezuma voodoo.

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Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.

Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.

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Saddam

1. the dictator of Iraq
2. the target of U.S. militant operatons
3. someone who is unquestionably insane

1. Saddam was control of Iraq, now he is not.
2. The U.S. removed Saddam from power, a valiant effort, but plain stupid in light of the fact that we support such other dictators such as the Saudis, so in that sense it's kind of like slapping one of your kids for one thing and bending over for the other one who does the same.
3. That f#@$er is beyond saddam

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That Guy

Stereotypical middle-aged, balding, hawaiian-shirt wearing, IROC Camaro driving man with a beer gut, rose gradient sunglasses, and a trophy wife to whom he is 20 years her senior.

I hope I never end up like -that- guy.

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