McDonalds

(Literally) Junk Food restaurant. The crap they sell there shouldn't even be considered food, but since is too cheap, most rednecks and no-good bums eat their own shit there.

What is this shit? Ooh, It's MacDonalds

*Insert sound of someone eating his/her own vomit here*

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poddle

The person up here was surely on crack...

A poodle is a hell beastling, shit maker, unstandable source of noise. Worthy to skin them alive.

I actually take pride of kicking motherfucking annoying poodles. I don't kick any other kind of puppies.

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steroids

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.

I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.

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company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.

Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?

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mob

Group of persons that do the shit they do just because the others do so.

The people that post in the Urban Dick-tionary ARE the mob.
Myself included.

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barf

The "outcome" of the ingestion of a gallon of liquor.

Damn tequila, always makes me barf on my bed in my sleep.

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tragic

Result of events that have a devastating effect on someone, usually an ill fate, a grim future, an unreversally bad condition, pain and / or death.

"Romeo and Juliet" play had a tragic ending

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