Shant

Shit Bant which must land and be approved by the boys, otherwise it's got to go.

Poor Shant is punished by the Ministry of Shant (MoS).
MoS guidelines dictate a game of Fives must be played to determine the weakest Shant.
Shant is strictly off limits to girls, especially fat ones.
Shant can be supplied in many forms, most commonly 'Shant in a bag' (weed)

"that was good shant that"
or

"shantastic"
or
Barber's done you dirty, "yeh i know mate, absolute Shangles"
or
"Let's have some Shant"
or

"Contain the Shant"