Kneegro

an African American which is vertically challenged, almost midget-like in appearance

sup shorty, hows my kneegro, staying under the radar? ya know ya boi has jokes

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Lock And Chain

a sexual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your penis backward between your legs and start a fellatio while maintaining the handstand and grip

Natch maintained the Lock And Chain on Flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the Guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said

reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us

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Blood Brain

during the act of fellatio the tip of the receivee's penis becomes very red, almost like a blood blister or a hickie

you wouldn't believe what kind of head jewel's gave at mikes party, straight up blood brain bro!

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Sage

a slang term for usually a person who is often annoying, wrong, nerdy, unpleasant, or disgusting

guy1:dude mike ran nude through the mall......backward with a carrot in his ass
guys2:WHAT A SAGE!

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Clover

a sexual act in which 2 individuals work both their hands into the anus of a 3rd party, end result both fists are in the rectum resembling a 4 leafed clover

hey cam, i gave cori the clover for st patty's day

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Mud Brain

after the act of sodomy, you receive fellatio

that chick Rachael was a freak, she gave me mud brain, and i accepted in a drunken stupor

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Cowmando

a term used for a type of Wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red assed baboon

its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(Cowmando also referred to as a homogenized-homosexualis)

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