western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”

My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.

spocco

A hateful slur often used to put down the residents of Spocco square.

I was driving home from dinner with my wife in my Ford F-150 and I saw a couple of spocco’s hanging around the bowling alley, I took of my oakley’s and did a double take at the sight of them.