Lord Nelson

Fabricating an embarrassing story to mask your non-attendance at an event.

Friend 1: Are you going to the Rozelle Flop Party Saturday?
Friend 2: Nah, it'll be shit.

Friend 1: Don't be a tight arse, whats your excuse?
Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.

Friend 1: Ah, classic Lord Nelson.

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