Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.

"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"

Gasmask

1) To cover up the sound of a fart by replicating the sound, or a similar sound several times.

2) To make a sound that sounds like farting again at least once so that the people around you realize that it was a funny noise and not you farting.

"It totally sounded like I blew one in history today when I sat down, but I gasmasked it by rubbing my hand on the desk to make more fart noises"

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