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No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
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Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA
How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
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A wizard spell that enlarges (but you know what we we use it for) *winks*
*looks down at tiny wang* Harry: Engorgio *wang grows to the size of fucking everest*