Idiot's paradox

A sentence that contradicts itself in an redundant and idiotic manner

"The man who killed Adolf Hitler was a saint!"

"Dude, he killed himself. That's an idiot's paradox "

Relete

To reinstall something for sake of nostalgia, only to delete it quickly after

"Dude! remember putt putt travels through time! Let's play it!"
"You know you're only going to relete it in like, five minutes right?"

Thanks stretch

A form of thanks to someone you don't know but they still did something for you

"Here you are sir maple street"
"Thanks stretch"