Pork

1.Contrary to popular belief, Pork means the female's vagina (from Latin vagÄ­na, literally "sheath" or "scabbard").

2.Can also be used to spite someone when they fail due to your win.

1. Her pork was so nice.

2. (in soccer game, dude 1 kicks ball into goal, then tells goalkeeper)
dude 1: in your PORK!

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flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"

chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"

Plug and Play

sexual intercourse without a condom.

Dude1: "i was so wasted i forgot to put on my condom with that girl last night."
Dude2: "is plug and play better?"

Wife: "honey i want a child."
Husband: "Time to plug and play!"

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