Mary

She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like she’s on crack, but you’ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you can’t blame her, they all want her. She’s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you don’t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but you’ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.

Wow Mary is gorgeous.
Who is that? That’s Mary she’s the best!

WHEEEEEEEEEZE! Wtf! Hahahahaha