MGS

A corruption of the much more frequently used MPS (Mega Piss Skill) - but instead of relating to urinary annihilation of a office cubicle/train toilet/public bog,is short for Mega Gas Skill.

A coded means of relating to a friend in a crowded place (Lift, Bus, Train , Plain, Automobile ) you've just increased your carbon footprint with a noxious emission.

Global warming begins with the seat of the pants, and violation of the olfactory organ.

Ted : "I've got MGS"

Petey : "I know because my nose is bleeding and my eyes are running."

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Emotypo

Accidental and often grossly inappropriate mistyping of a left bracket instead of a right bracket when expressing a feeling of sadness and instead displaying joy.

The opposite can also apply, where instead of the intended joy, you express despair, sadness and woe!

Emotypo #1

Jane : I'm so upset, first my boyfriend left me, then my house got repossessed, and today my cat got run over by a lawnmower!

John : :)

Emotypo #2

Alvin : Hey Julie, I just got tickets for a weekend in Venice!

Julie : Really? :(