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When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
When you're taking a horrible shit and its splattering all over the toilet bowl.
Damn dude! Im putting out some serious kettle corn here!
2π 1π
When a man masturbates in sub-zero weather and the ejaculate freezes before it hits the ground.
It's so cold out here I could Jack Frost
When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!
When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
Some kind of village idiot. And scientist report that he is a homo ass kid.
Hey, Corpse Fiend likes when he is pushing from a behind!
4π 12π
When you eat spicy food and 7 hours later all that remains is a pool of grey matter from your meal
Damn dude! I'm droppin Moroccan meat pie in here!