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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 14, 2018


Porcelain Baptism

When you're a well hung man and you lean forward sitting on the toilet and the tip of your penis hits the water giving you a cold wet surprise

ah Crap! I just gave myself a porcelain baptism again.

by Lothar January 14, 2018


Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 14, 2018

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