Klugern

german gay ginger that usually fucks your mom

Loktu: What did you do last Sunday?
Klugern: I fucked your mom and then I sniffed some glue

Slug

SLUG IS AN UGLY SLIMY DISGUSTING FAT BAD USELESS CRUEL ABNORMAL NASTY SELF-CENTERED ANOYINNG BAD BAWLING DANGEROUS IRRATIONAL STUPID KIND OF CREATURE THAT JUST CAN GO AND DIE

*slug existing*
every fucking creature on earth: *aggressively salts them like they were the fucking aliens from Dan O' Bannon's movie "Alien" *