Banana

A person considered to be a bit of a dafty

Term of endearment, usually used by mums except in Scotland, where this is replaced by 'daft cunt' or 'fuckwit')

A:"Why you wearing a cone on your head?"
B: "Shit, how did that get there?"
C: "Ooh, you banana!"

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Love Lane

The inside of a woman's front bottom

F: Ooh, I've got bad stomach cramps
M: Selling poppies up Love Lane again are they?