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Someone who works in finance, is highly driven, extremely confident on the verge of arrogance and sets extremely high goals for himself.
"Why does that man parade around the emerging markets desk with his chest puffed out like a pigeon bellowing barely incomprehensible instructions at his fellow workers and bragging about how he got up at 5am this morning to run 10k before work?"
"Oh thats Peter. He's a super freak"
"Oh"
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When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.
I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
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Name of an unconventional wild west themed gay bar in central London where legend has it rookie corousers who cower into the seedy establishment are chaperoned from behind by the landlord as a way of introduction.
Man 1: Was a wild night in the Slithering Sheriff.
To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.
"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."
"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."