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Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis September 27, 2015


Britney '07

A state of being whereby the sufferer feels similar to how pop star Britney Spears must have felt during her 2007 meltdown. The opposite of Lohan '04.

Chip: The party was fuckin' sick last night, feeling it today though.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.

by LouisLouis September 27, 2015

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