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Gay middle finger

The gay middle finger is a term made famous by singer and ex- One Direction band member, Louis Tomlinson. He is one of the kindest and most angelic people on Earth, but he is also known as “The sass masta from Doncaster,” and he is known to frequently flip people off for a variety of reasons, whether it be lovingly towards his long term boyfriend, Harry Styles, sweetly towards his fans, or sarcastically towards his friend who, for some reason, likes avocado on toast for breakfast every morning. He has also given the middle finger to paparazzi, who were doing “their fooking job! That’s your job you fooking loosah.” When asked about his favorite phrase or mannerism in an interview, while boyfriend Harry Styles was in the background, Louis said “ehm I think the middle finger is a great one, you don’t even have to say anything. Erm, yeah, I think I’ll go with that.”

Fan 1: “Wow, I wish Louis Tomlinson would give me the gay middle finger while singing Kill My Mind.”
Fan 2: “That would be the best thing that ever happened to me.”

by Louist28 November 18, 2020