Sexter

One who partakes in Sexting.

Steve : What did my girlfriend text you last night!?

David : Psh. I'm not telling you, but that girl is one strange Sexter.

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Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

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