HCIC

Head Cootz In Charge: when big corp takes over your favorite place and you create your own with blackjack and hookers.

VS took over our favorite bar so Cootzy said fuck it and created her own. She's now our HCIC.

WILF

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!

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