South Carolina

Hey ya'll! Come on down to the Palmetto state where we were the first to succeed from the Union, and boy we're darn proud of that, so we show you by posting our confederate flags everywhere, especially on our beloved pickup trucks where our pet dogs slide around and about. Make sure to stop by Myrtle beach where all the hicks can give you hickeys and trash is a plentiful in the streets AND beach. Don't forget to drive through Rock Hill, established in the late 1800's, where you can stay at hotels steaming down those pesky trees, watch loggers coming to pick 'em up, stare at the walls for entertainment, and eat the best darned culturally-infused fast food with top notch service!

I wish I hadn't moved to South Carolina for two years of my life due to signing a relocation agreement in the name of money.

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