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A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
A person's Moonvibe is their ability to receive and interpret the energy of reality itself and to wield it to benefit their own life experience by enjoying the feeling of being "alive." It also serves to separate sentient human beings (Moonvibed) from human shaped animals (Moonvibeless) who posess no ability to generate their own thoughts. The moonvibeless only react to their surroundings, like a chicken that hears a loud sound and flees in panic.
Brian Seiler from Sacramento, California had no moon vibe. He once was given the honor to befriend those with a strong moonvibe and pretended as best he could, though when it no longer benefited him, he gave up the act to pursue his true destiny. His destiny was to be subservient cuck to brainwashed low quality woman.