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A word used to describe a person who says they're down for something but, soon later, completely forget what they were down for
You little Chupacabra!
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1. A creature known as the "goat sucker"
2. The mexican big foot
3. What you should nickname your penis
I saw the chupacabra!
Friend- Why did you name your penis the chupacabra?
Me- Because its big, hairy, and most active at night!
Friend- You are a god
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The chupacabra is a legendary mythical creature rumored to inhabit music festivals of the North Americas, from California to New England. Physical descriptions of the creature vary, but most witnesses have described them to be older semi attractive females often wildly intoxicated at music festivals usually only seen after dusk. This species can be quite dangerous, and cunning, often able to abduct young men from their group, isolate them, and devour them, usually by sucking their blood. It is purportedly a heavy creature, usually a white middle aged woman, although there have been reports of chupacabra behavior within almost all ethnicities. The chupacabra is usually only identified retrospectively, in the evening hours, when a male member of a group is reported missing. His friends realize that the last time he was seen was with an aggressive woman, spilling alcohol all over herself, foaming at the mouth and slurring her speech, who led him away, never to be seen again. These are the tactics used by the chupacabra.
Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
"Dude, what happened to Dave? Oh no! I think he got snatched by a chupacabra!"
"Hey man I'd watch it, that chick is definitely a chupacabra, let's steer clear"
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The mountaintop headquarters of the Dukes of Wonder, an elite team fighting for truth, justice, and peace. See heaven.
We feel safe knowing that the noble Dukes of Wonder are keeping an everpresent vigil over all of us atop that glorious beacon of freedom, Chupacabra. - The Human Race
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In legend, the chupacabra is an animal/ creature that drains the blood of goats and possibly other things. Tho the real chupacabra is not like the legends, meaning its not a big foot or whatever. Chupacabra is actualy a Hybrid dog. through DNA testing, the creature is a on it's mothers side part coyote and on its paternal side part mexican wolf. the odd features of this animal is that it has no fur on its body, its skin is an odd color and it seems to crave the blood of its prey rather than the actual meat itself.
protect your goats from the Chupacabra
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Stalker who strikes down any Mexican at night, from the safety of pablo-brick rooftops.
-"AUGH! La Chupacabra got Juan!"
-"... Where are the kids?"
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